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Bootleg Banter Podcast
Deer on Ice and Nostalgic MetroCard Tales| Bootleg Banter Podcast Ep. 2
We kick off with an unfortunate news of a One Direction member who passed away by falling off a balcony while being drunk. This leads us into the unpredictable antics of winter-deprived deer and the chaos they create on icy roads. Amidst the laughs, we draw some serious insights about valuing time and appreciating life's curveballs, even when they're thrown by a four-legged friend on a highway.
Taking a stroll down memory lane, we share our experiences in the diverse educational arenas of the Bronx, Queens, and Florida. From high-security schools to the hustle-bustle of urban life, we reflect on the cultural shocks and resilience required to adapt. The nostalgia train doesn't stop there; we reminisce about the golden era of cheap snacks and the freedom that came with a student MetroCard in New York City, touching on everything from childhood indulgences to the adventures of fare evasion.
Switching gears, our chat uncovers the latest in music and sports, from Frank Ocean's mysterious absence to Kanye West's influence on upcoming albums. We debate the Yankees and Mets' chances in a potential Subway Series and analyze iconic rap verses that have shaped the industry. Rounding things off, we humorously explore hypothetical choices between favorite foods and superpowers, contemplating the merits of super intelligence and the stereotype-busting appeal of fried chicken and watermelon. Join us for a journey through laughter, reflection, and a healthy dose of banter!
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Yo, welcome back to the Bootleg Banter Podcast. You know, this is episode two. I'm right here, I'm Napoleon.
Speaker 2:Shan. Yeah, you know, man PJ, you know the vibe.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know the vibe. We got a couple of things we're going to talk about today. This week has been like not too many stuff happened this week. Actually, I feel like this week has been pretty calm. Yeah, for the most part, for sure.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I feel like what, what you about to say? The fucking One Direction, nigga dog.
Speaker 1:Oh, I mean, that's not funny though, but that's serious shit bro.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's serious, Don't be whooping. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's not funny at all. Wait, what happened though? He fucking, he was drunk, damn, and then he fell off the third floor balcony. They said Shit ain't funny bro, shit ain't funny bro. All I'm going to say is I feel like I would have landed on my feet. That's all I'm going to say. Bro, at least, bro, I would have landed on my feet. That's what I would've said. Bro, I at least roll. I would've probably just had a broken ankle. Ah shit, my ankle, my fibula.
Speaker 1:Nah, that's what I'm saying. If you had the Cause, you had the freaking Ray and Nephew in your blood. So you know that Ray and Nephew Would make you land anywhere, bro I would've flew yeah Off the Henny nigga, off the John Roll nigga yeah. I'm good I'd be having the freaking, the Bombay, I'd be off the chin.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I definitely would've landed with that one yeah, third floor, you would think, is not that crazy but third, how Is it like?
Speaker 1:a regular third floor or not, because it could depend on how high you are or something it depends on.
Speaker 2:if it was lobby first second third, if it was first, second, third, then I don't know bro, yeah, bro. I'm jumping in. I ain't going to die, but the only thing I could think of is he wasn't expected. I don't know he could have been drunk out there, turn it around like back towards the round, and then just and flip, like that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I feel like if I was looking, though, and I was falling, I was like, ah shit yeah, I feel yeah, it depends on like how yeah, it depends on how he fell, though, cause, yeah, cause you could just like yeah, because you couldn't just like, boom, fall off, and then you can land like mad awkward, and then that's how he got me, or like he couldn't like notice it and be like, oh shit, and try to land a certain way to survive, or to try and like I don't know.
Speaker 2:Try to like help his landing basically.
Speaker 1:Because you know like some people could like you. You know people be that parkour shit. Yeah, like people be like jumping off certain things and they be landing a certain way that like they don't hurt themselves.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying. I used to do that shit. When you land, you supposed to like roll after, yeah, to like absorb that the impact or whatever, yeah, and then like he ain't know about that, you know, or he was probably twirling in the air, nigga Damn, he definitely had to be sauced, yeah. The only other fucked up thing I could think of was like the fucking the balcony broke, because you know in the hood that shit happen, nigga. Yeah, like your balcony just be all fucked and then the shit break, nah that's crazy though, but my condolences for real, yeah, one.
Speaker 2:Direction.
Speaker 1:yeah, I didn't really listen to them, niggas but I definitely heard about them niggas back in the day. Yeah, I definitely don't mean anything bad. It's just that this is a comedy podcast. That's why.
Speaker 2:Bro, niggas die every day. B Niggas die every day. Just died just now. Three more seconds. Another thing going down, bro, it's my condolences. Yeah, no, it's for sure. Life is short. That's why time is the most precious thing. Keep that. That's why I don't waste my time. Don't waste my time because that thing, you know, could be over. Nah, that's great.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's true bro, even when you be driving. You could be be driving like perfectly fine and somebody just like boom, crash into you. Done, oh, fucking deer. That's it. Yeah, bro, oh, ah, now you welling. Nah, that's crazy because, like now that it's getting into the winter or this type of season, there be mad deers on the road. Bro, I be trying to make sure, like, not to hit one. I almost hit one the other day when I was coming back from work. I saw a dairy right in front of the freaking road and I slowed down and then you like continue to so across the road where I was. Sometimes that's just expensive.
Speaker 2:sometimes niggas just look at the car, bro, and be tweaking bro and start wowing. I remember one time she almost ran into me and my girl and she ran to the door and then ran back and then ran to the door again. I'm like, oh no, this nigga was about to wow. I thought he was about to fuck the car.
Speaker 1:but he's really trying to get hit, bro, should be suicidal. These dares be suicidal. Like these dares be suicidal Because I heard like they get caught up in the lights. Yeah, bro, that's why. Yeah, bro, that's why when you pulling up, you see a dare bro, just turn your light off.
Speaker 2:Yeah, honk, nigga, honk. Turn your light off, nigga yeah. Turn your light down, honk yeah. And make sure if you see another car on the other side you blink the lights, and that nigga know yo. There's some shit up there, nigga yeah everybody know.
Speaker 1:Gotta let them know. That's crazy though, but yeah that's. I didn't even know that that happened Because One Direction like split a while ago though.
Speaker 2:Like a while ago. I don't know. I can't even think of any of them songs, bro. When I think of them niggas, I don't know why I'm thinking of Boys in Motion. We are the boys in motion. We give you, I need bullshit Boys. That's a Raven. That's a Raven. I can't think of no songs.
Speaker 1:No, I can't. I mean I didn't listen to them, but I just know they were like Mad popular, like mad popular. It was like it's just one of those bands that, like girls, go crazy over and I know big time rust song, not even them niggas oh yeah, you used to. You used to watch um, what channel was that on the galonian? I used to watch that shit.
Speaker 2:Crazy they have all the shows Facts. I thought that shit was crazy Facts, bro.
Speaker 1:What else did we have going on? Oh, you heard that Drake, it's gonna be Drake's birthday or something, and he's doing some shit With um, what's that chicken spot called Dave's Hot Chicken? So basically, I think Drake's birthday is on October 24th or some shit, and he's teaming up with Dave's Hot Chicken to give a free slider, like the free chicken sandwich or some shit.
Speaker 2:I can't do shit with that, bro. I can't do shit with no chicken slider bro. Six, five, six, six, two slider. Nigga, i'ma look at nigga. That shit a pringle. Nigga, I can't do a loop like that.
Speaker 1:I need it, bro. Nah, I've been to dave's like twice and I usually get like two sliders they got the line, huh they got the lawyer. Nah, they got that in um albany yeah I'm a papa's, I'm a Popeye's nigga.
Speaker 2:You been a Popeye's nigga With biscuits, with strawberry biscuits, nigga. Nah, that shit is crazy though. Cause Boss, nah.
Speaker 1:I actually like Dave, though I'm not gonna hold you.
Speaker 2:I feel like all chicken is fire. I never really tasted a chicken that was like Extraordinarily fire, like they all fire, except for like your mom's chicken. Like your mom's fried chicken Is extraordinary, like you don't even think about it. Fire like they all fire, except for like your mom's chicken. Like your mom's chicken is extraordinary, like you don't even think about it. Like yeah, I think you need to get like like papa, just straight out the pan. Papa's got good chicken and that's what that was about it. Bro, wait, a little chicken. I had that. I was like nah there's some.
Speaker 1:Nah, bro, you, you've had dave, though ah, you have to have Dave, bro, cause I don't feel like there doesn't depend on love, and that shit, bro, that shit is fire. Do you like spicy chicken?
Speaker 2:A little bit. Not no crazy spicy or anything, bro, I mean, they have everything though they have some mild shit they have in between.
Speaker 1:They have OD, some mild shit they have like in between. They have like OD, spicy, it just depends on what you want and then the sauce like kind of like balance it and everything, so like nah, it's actually fire. It's actually fire.
Speaker 2:I feel like if you go there, you'll like.
Speaker 1:One of these days mild with some ketchup niggas.
Speaker 2:Gonna have to do a vlog in the future Trying out more shit than slimy niggas Tastes so good make me wanna in the future trying to help more sliders tastes so good make me want to slap this they say sliders, not really gonna be sliding.
Speaker 1:Nah, that's crazy, man, these hot chicken but, yeah, that's what I they teaming up. Supposedly they've been doing this for like three years Three years.
Speaker 2:I never heard about this until like this week, though I never even heard of Dave's Chicken, Nah you're wild, you're wilding.
Speaker 1:For that I heard of fucking. Dave's.
Speaker 2:Hot Chicken? I don't know. I heard of Roscoe's Church's Cassie Papa's yeah, I mean Cassie, even the banquet shit's in a box. Nigga, what's that? The shit that you put in the oven from the grocery store? Oh yeah, I heard of them, them shit's like Tyson.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, you mean him Tyson. Tyson, buffalo Chicken. Tyson, I be getting the Tyson that. I be getting the Tyson that Target Calm Sam's Club.
Speaker 2:Walmart yeah, I'm a Walmart nigga. They won, yeah, won the Monopoly Everything. They'm a Walmart nigga. They won the Monopoly Everything. They're cheap, everything, great value. Yeah, you can't beat them niggas, bro. Can't beat Walmart bro. Shit, everything way more expensive now, but shit gonna be more if you go somewhere else. Walmart.
Speaker 1:Walmart got it Freaking. Walmart got the rotisserie chicken. Bro, that'd be like $4 for a whole chicken and it's already cooked Like you don't gotta cook it nothing, already seasoned $4. Gmo.
Speaker 2:Niggas get a nigga's mad. Stare on it. Genetically modified Mark Henry rotisserie.
Speaker 1:Niggas is wild oh man, that shit great, what the fuck else been happening.
Speaker 2:They have the organic one, though. Yeah, I only get the free roam yeah, free roam, and it tastes different. Nah, it definitely tastes different. You can tell the difference, like it's kind of scary, yeah, and even the egg bro.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the free room, the organic shit, the freaking yolk, be like egg shirt type red.
Speaker 2:Because you, just like you, eat stressed animal. Bro, you're going to be stressed. Yeah, bro, like try to do the free room. Obviously you can't. You don't know where the fuck the niggas from KFC, get that shit, yeah, if you can think about that shit.
Speaker 1:Just basically put more money, invest into it, basically Because it's food. You're going to eat food every day. You might as well eat good food. Yeah, because a nigga die.
Speaker 2:And they was scared, nigga, they be dead like this. So, nigga, imagine a they was scared they'd be dead like this. Oh so, imagine chicken dog like that and I eat his butt like, yeah, they go. Wow, scared chicken butt. Nah, bro, you're gonna be stressed.
Speaker 1:Nah, that is wild, though. Oh, the yeet album oh yeah, new music.
Speaker 2:Where was it new music? Who else? New music, new music. Who else? The Ian nigga came out with an album. Who, ian? Some white nigga? Oh nah, I don't know him. He be dropping some heat, ian, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:We got the reactions Nah yeah, it's fire. Wait, who? Do you know? Anyone that he's featured on that? I would know, ian.
Speaker 2:Yeah, gucci Mane, and I think Just seen a song, I think Ronald 1700, 17 on it.
Speaker 1:Who else he young nigga?
Speaker 2:so he doing it with the young niggas? Oh, but he white and shit and no, yadi made a. He says something about him saying like I'm gonna nigga sound just like Gucci Mane and shit.
Speaker 1:Oh, it was Tyler.
Speaker 2:Creighton, not Lil Yachty, tyler Creighton, oh what's the? He was saying like there's a white kid sound just like Gucci Mane this, and that there's some other nigga that Rugrat buff of 1900, 1900, rugrat Rugrat 1900, some shit like that. He got a freestyle going viral right now because in the beginning he say crack a guy that AR, like I'm schooling shoes up, like I'm shooting schools up. So he, like he's trying, he's about him. They be saying white niggas, shit running their blood.
Speaker 1:I can't condone that they be saying white niggas shit running in their blood. I can't condone that Niggas get mad. Yeah, I can't approve that one.
Speaker 2:A lot of the fucking, a lot of school shootings are about white people Definitely black people too in school shootings, but I only. It's like more hood shit. It's like they went there to shoot a op one nigga. Yeah, they went there to shoot a op one, nigga. Yeah, they went there to shoot a. Them niggas going to hate in the world? Yeah, everybody, I hate them, I'll shoot them. Nah, niggas be tweaking nah, that shit crazy.
Speaker 1:And then the news be selecting shit too. Like the news be like okay, the. And then the news be selecting shit too. Like the news be like okay, the news be putting like white people towards, like all the school shooting, black people towards, like all this, like gangster shooting and whatever. Like they just pick, they just picking truth bro.
Speaker 2:Yeah, bro, that's good.
Speaker 1:That's how I shit nervous for when my kid got to go to school bro, it's like bro it doesn't even matter, even if it's public school or private school, like because that's what I'm saying I just want to shoot, they're gonna shoot. If a kid's stressed, they're gonna stress. Because I feel like, no matter where you go, like kids are getting bullied. No, yeah, no matter what. You know what I mean.
Speaker 2:But that's what I'm saying, like in my school. We went to school in new york city, bro, and like is bringing weapons, but nobody ever shot the school up. They probably got shot up after, like after school. In the streets niggas are shooting, but not in the school.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's true like, yeah, a lot of had knives.
Speaker 2:I'll probably say what my high school had like what? 5 000 niggas and probably 5 000. Yeah, my school, downbound high school in queens 5,000?. Yeah, my school, john Brown High School in Queens 5,000. We had more than five, it was like 5,500.
Speaker 1:Oh shit. Nah, my school it was like Evander and the Bronx but it was like five schools in that big building though.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you got to check how many. But I know when they gave you the book at the end of middle school and you picked how much niggas was in there, yeah, but it was mad niggas in that school, bro, five thousand. That shit was packed. Nigga bell ring. Nigga sardines in the hallway, nigga good thing.
Speaker 1:I was told I'll just look over niggas. I see my man yo that's my man.
Speaker 2:You see a new person every day. You go to this shit. Yeah, go to this shit. Yeah, I go to this shit. What New girls every day. You didn't even know when the fuck you go at. Rob Markman Jr Great, you should sneak out. My niggas from the block used to come to my school, rob Markman Jr, and they wouldn't even know because there's so much people there.
Speaker 2:Yeah that's what I'm saying. I used to say yo niggas come in, we in there for a little bit, yo we out, nigga we even go smoking and shit, wait.
Speaker 1:So how much people were like in your class, though, for like like graduating, no, oh no, like in a classroom, like, say, like my class 35, 40.
Speaker 2:It was a lot of niggas bro.
Speaker 1:But that's like small enough where, like you, can't just sneak somebody in there like they're going up.
Speaker 2:No in the class but in the school Niggas used to skip school. In school we used to just walk around. Yeah, it was a big-ass school. We had, I want to say, three gyms. Oh damn, niggas had a weight room. Niggas had two weight rooms no One, two. All right, three weight rooms, two gym it was a basketball gym and then a main gym. Damn bro. Yeah, that was a big-ass school, bro.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It was bad shit was happening in that school then, yeah, there was always fights, always some shit happening. Nigga Bound was definitely one of the lit ones back when I was going to class in 2014,. Nigga, fuck, wrong with her, nigga? She was crazy. Nigga, what you want to shake me? What's up? My mother is my dad. What Niggas used to be whatever? Yeah, man, straight out of Brooklyn, niggas was tweaking bro. Nah, bro, nah, it was all bro In's. Straight out of Brooklyn, niggas was tweaking bro.
Speaker 1:Nah, bro, nah, it was all bro In my school. Bro, whenever there was always fighting, there was always somebody talking about like, oh, I'm going to come back with a gun, da da da, shoot up this school, da da da.
Speaker 2:Niggas was like that's niggas number one. Response after game Be like, I'm right, watch out, Just wait. All right, bet All right, say less, I'll be back, I'll be back, I'll be right back.
Speaker 2:Niggas never come back. And sometimes niggas came back. You better run, you better run. That's the only time them black niggas turn to get that school shooting mentality, bro. Yeah, they be on bad time when they come back trying to shoot the whole block up. Yeah, bro, niggas beat me up and them niggas watch Everybody going down, niggas in stress now and they come back with a 38.
Speaker 1:They get some nasty shit, nah, this shit crazy. Nah, it's funny, bro, like you get your ass whooped and then everybody was seeing you.
Speaker 2:it's like nah, bro, I can't go out like this, like everybody who's seen me got my ass whooped and then they go, then go to a, then go to another, and now they valid now and he's like nah, this thing. We used to beat that up all the time you got it.
Speaker 1:you got his ass moved so bad his son has to switch locations. Yeah, it's hard, bro. You got to switch out from this block to the other block, but that's what it be because niggas get mad and say too much.
Speaker 2:Once you say too much, like when you mad like nah all y'all niggas suck my dick. Word, I never fuck with y'all niggas, anyway. Yeah, yeah, anyway. You ain't told us, is it Frank? Nah, nigga, suck my dick now. Bleep, bloop, bleep, that's when they get out, and then he's like I'm back, I'm back. He's like fuck out of here. Now you can't come to the block, let's see.
Speaker 1:Yeah, nah, the I'll be right back could be dangerous, what's?
Speaker 2:up 50-50? I'll be right back 80-20. 20%. They coming back with the good chop to Baba Boy. They do come back though. Yeah, if you see them coming back, they coming back. And if you see them coming back, wait a little bit, because sometimes they be in the front and then their mom be right behind them. But if you see the nigga and it's just him dead. But Sometimes that nigga just come with his mama nigga, and now she's about to regulate, Shut up.
Speaker 1:That nigga's talking crazy. Nah, that shit crazy. So, you see, jumped him and then smacked the shit out of his mama.
Speaker 2:That's how we see it, bro. Going to school in the city, bro, niggas never thought about shooting some shit up, cause niggas would just do it after school or just fight in school. And I felt like elementary and middle school, bro, nigga, I don't remember niggas getting suspended at all for fighting, like you used to just go to the basement for like two, three days, which was calm, and then you leave, bro, like that was calm. He ain't never get no outside school suspension unless he really made some nigga leak. Yeah, he really fucked him up and the mom was on time. Nah, detention Usually I feel like it's not even detention.
Speaker 1:I feel like you go like if you do something real crazy, you get kicked out of school. It was in.
Speaker 2:Like some other shit that's out of school. Suspension, yeah, but then they had the in-school suspension.
Speaker 2:That was when I know, in Bound we just went to B3. And then you got to leave at like 1. So you be in school, you got to come at 7, and you leave at 1. Niggas, bring you down your homework, bring you this bag lunch. That was the worst part about it was the bag lunch. But just know, nigga in B3, all the gangsta niggas in B3. So you better be on time. If you a butt nigga that was just telling teachers suck your dick, that's not it. You not gonna survive in B3. You telling a nigga suck your dick in B3? Oh man, they gonna show you something for sure. Show this nigga something real quick.
Speaker 1:Nah, that shit crazy, Hi-ya Blah. Let me show this nigga some real quick. Nah, that shit crazy. Nah, that's crazy bro. Nah, because there was some crazy people in my school bro. But they end up actually going to fucking jail and shit.
Speaker 2:That's how it always be. That's why I was crazy, though, because when I lived in the Bronx, nigga, I went to the baddest school in the Bronx. I don't know if you ever heard of it, but when I was down there, the baddest school in the bronx was 166 uh is 166 by roberto comente school and mario's. Nigga. Shit was crazy, nigga. I remember that school stabbed all types of shit, nah that's in middle school, nigga.
Speaker 1:That was like fifth grade to eighth grade. Yeah, I went to. I went to 144 in middle school.
Speaker 2:That sounds familiar. Oh, 145. 145 was the school we had beef with. It was 166 versus 145. You came to 145 next, bro.
Speaker 1:Shit was crazy bro, I didn't even walk into 145.
Speaker 2:Them niggas. Bro, Shit was crazy. My nigga be walking to 145.
Speaker 1:Them niggas ain't outside, let me out. Nah, that's crazy. Nah, I went to 144.
Speaker 2:So 144. So, yeah, I went to 166. And then I went to the baddest middle school in Queens 231. Everybody from Queens know 231. Bad timing, nigga. 16-year-old eighth graders, nigga, bullying niggas, mad fights after school all the time. God damn, we had fucking a teacher. There was a teacher I ain't even going to say his name, but everybody know that. One thing there was a teacher in our middle school that for lunch he would just be talking and shit. I don't know. He was like the lunch nigga. I don't know, bro, but he had a microphone and he would flame all the little kids.
Speaker 2:bro, you walk in with a nice fit.
Speaker 1:Oh, you can tell mama got paid, she got new shoes.
Speaker 2:Ah, this and that. That nigga was flaming. Little kids, bro, nowhere Niggas was 12 to what? 12 to 13. This nigga, flaming niggas every day. Rob Markman.
Speaker 1:And he's a teacher, so he's like what? And he was like 40?.
Speaker 2:Nigga was the coach of the basketball team. All types of shit bro. Nigga just would bully little kids bro. And I look back at that shot and I'm like, nah, this nigga was really a weirdo yeah.
Speaker 1:This nigga was really slacking off bro.
Speaker 2:Yeah, nigga in his 30s, 40s, just like bullying little kids, one of my mans beat that nigga up In middle school yeah in middle school, but he was a great behind me. My son poofed that nigga.
Speaker 1:That's crazy. He got beat up by him in middle school.
Speaker 2:I don't know if he really got beat up.
Speaker 1:But I know my son Nick definitely got hit to him.
Speaker 2:Hit that nigga a couple times. Obviously he's a grown ass man I a couple times. But obviously he's a grown ass man, yeah, but I'm pretty sure my son Nick ain't going to fuck around. That's why I was crazy. I went from the craziest school in the Bronx to the craziest school in Queens, so it wasn't nothing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, bro, you just been going to the craziest school.
Speaker 2:Nah, it's the craziest school in Queens and that shit was nothing to me Bronx. So if I saw niggas get stabbed in Queens and shit, it's like, oh, that's right, after school you didn't even have a knife.
Speaker 1:That is crazy, bro. When I went to Evander, that's what they were talking about. People have knives here. We had all the scanners and shit, because they think people are going to bring in guns and all that crap into school.
Speaker 2:Yes, In high school niggas had that, but it would be random, yeah, nah, like we had it like every day.
Speaker 1:That shit was random. Nah, my shit was not random bro and that was crazy because I was coming back from florida, because I was going to school in florida and I came up here. So I did not know none of that shit, bro. And I was like what, like niggas got like freaking scanners and stuff. I was like, bro, like what, the? Hell yeah, you couldn't have your phone. I was going to the scanner and stuff.
Speaker 1:I was like nah, bro, I feel like I'm in jail and then, and then, like I pulled up, after I went to the scanner and shit freaking, this guy came in security guard and whatever he's at I know, like like put, put your hands up and put your hands out, and stuff like that.
Speaker 1:I was like bro what and then he had like that, what's that called the one? Yeah, the one. And he was like, going through, looked at my shoes, lift up my foot, like tapped it. I was like like I'm just trying to go to school man, like damn, this shit was crazy. Man, that shit was like. But then after a while it just became like normal and it's a mad fight. There'd be people like bringing, there'd be knives and stuff. People would try to. They'd figure out like a way how to sneak knife and shit into school or whatever.
Speaker 1:But at first I was just more like damn like what, the like, like what am I getting into? I'm just fun education. I was like bro this was, it was different from florida, because in florida like people, but florida, the school that I was going to florida had, like it's basically like some stuff that you see like on tv, like on disney channel, like some outside.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like they had like lockers looking mad, nice and stuff. And I came up here, bro, this was different, different bro, no lock, no lock. Stuff was like going from like in florida to coming back up here, bro, that she was like jail. Bro, I was like damn that damn, that's hot, bro.
Speaker 2:She was different. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. High school and middle school was crazy. Like in my middle school, nigga, in 231, in Queens, nigga we used to just smoke outside every day. We'd come to school in the morning, nigga smoking weed. That was crazy. Yeah, nigga, nigga Security guard would come. Yo, it's time to go outside and get what nigga Get out of here. Nigga Suck my dick, go sleep. And that nigga going to school, but he's still outside there smoking weed, nigga.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's crazy, coming to school high as fuck.
Speaker 2:Nah, that's wild bro. You used to be young niggas 13, 12.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying. You age mad early when you in the city you be 13, 13, but like you, 13, actually 13, but it's kind of like you're like 25.
Speaker 2:Yeah, especially if, like your parents ain't had that too much bread. Bro, you really gotta be on time. Yeah, you gotta make up for like your parents. Yeah, you gotta don't be asking them for no food, nigga, you better get your food nigga. But back in the day it was easier, bro, you got $2, nigga, you get two honey buns, chip, juice, a little cake. You can get whatever and be fine as a kid, yeah. Or if you wanted to do the regular way, you could just what. Two dollars. You're getting a butter arm and butter rolls 50 cent oh yeah, and butter for 50 cents juice chips and you gucci yeah, and those chips were like 25 cents, you can get two for cheap.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and those chips were like 25 cents, you can get two for two for 50.
Speaker 2:Yeah, bro, now them are like two for a dollar. Not even this is a dollar. Yeah, one bag of chips a dollar. They're not even whooping with the quarters. No more they ever want to see a quarter bro. That crazy bro. And water.
Speaker 1:Everything was mad cheap. Like water is less than a dollar, snickers are like it was 50 cents, 80 cents or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:I remember the candy was 50 cents when I was younger. Like to get Starbursts and fucking Milky Ways and shit like that was 50 cents. Yeah, bro. Quarter juice, quarter water, 10 cent Icy's, the quarter Merino, the scrapey icy in the cup.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. When that was a quarter. No, yeah, that's a quarter. What was it? 50. That was a quarter a 35, but then it went to 50. Yeah, I think that was one of the first things that increased. Yeah, that was crazy. Even the first shits that increased. Yeah, that shit was crazy. Even the subway the subway was mad cheap back then. That shit was mad cheap. Now how much is it?
Speaker 2:No, isn't it like $3? Yeah, now I think it's $2.75, $3. But it definitely was like $2. But now they tax and they not playing.
Speaker 1:Nah, it's crazy because you be paying that bro and then you go on the subway. It's crazy because you be paying that bro and then you go on the subway. It's like some homeless nigga with his butt out sleeping on the train.
Speaker 2:That's one thing I don't miss about the city, bro, is public transportation bro, you don't know how many niggas I've seen just fight over staring and I fought a couple niggas from just staring. You're in a bad mood or some shit. You're on the bus, you're on the train. Fuck you looking at Nigga. Fuck you looking at Fuck. Nah, nigga fight.
Speaker 2:I see old people fight like that. Niggas just arguing that somebody pushed up somebody wrong, and now niggas fighting bro you on the train, you try you at the train station. Sniff around, fuck, is that smell?
Speaker 2:You look over bum ass nigga. Mad dirty, smell like mad. Shake that ass Like some shit you ain't never smelled before in your life. And then you gotta get off, go to another store and there be another nigga that stink on that shit and it's like nah, crazy. I gotta walk all the way to the middle. You be having ever walk to the middle. And then in the towns niggas know like you want to go to your train, you want to go to the cart that's closest to your step, like because the train be long, so you get off and you get off by your step and you just go up and go to the crib. If not, you gotta walk all the way down the train shit to get to your step.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and that shit is annoying bro, yeah, and then, and then that's the craziest thing you'll be be paying $3. Like you're paying $3 just to go on a train to be next to a homeless nigga, just to go see him. That's like damn, that definitely ain't pay. He definitely ain't pay. To get on the train yeah, he definitely ain't pay, bro, and that's what I'm saying. Like Matthew would be hopping the train too and the freaking cops don't even be like. The cops don't even care, bro, sometimes the cops is legit right there and somebody hops the train and they don't even care.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's how niggas think it was Because there's nothing you can do, especially if we kids, but I know like there also be niggas that used to swipe niggas in like yo I'm swiping, you give me the true cash. Because they was swiping niggas in to get the actual cash.
Speaker 1:Yeah, bro, I remember where I was in the Bronx, bro, I never used to, actually, I used to just pay. I used to just pay a person like the guy that's right there in the train station, and then he would just swipe me in and it'd be like a dollar, yeah, like a dollar fifty, and then the train be like $2.50. So it's calm, you save a dollar?
Speaker 2:I didn't really. I had the student metro so I didn't give a fuck. Nigga. Student metro, nigga, get around, do whatever I need to do. On, bro, you got three, you had three rides so you could get to school, go somewhere, do your thing and then come home, nigga. Or you can just go home to school, go home. But most niggas did some shit and then went home.
Speaker 1:And then I think, with the rides, when you swipe, you can get a transfer too. Yeah, you can get a transfer and it lasts for like two hours, yeah so you're calm.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that shit was calm, bro. I miss that shit. The MetroCard, nigga. That shit almost made me fail, nigga. That's how I had to do summer school and all that shit, shit, nigga. You can go anywhere with that, nigga. You know you're a young nigga. You wanna go smoke chill with the bitches? Do this, do that, like so. I was doing that until I got like what junior senior year niggas tell me like yo, you better chill, bro, you not gonna crack.
Speaker 1:I'm like oh, let me get right and I got right, yeah, nah, that's crazy. Cause legit when you have. Like for a kid, when you think about it like you're 13 or whatever and you have a MetroCard, you can legit go anywhere in New York City. Bro, you sick.
Speaker 2:Take niggas' MetroCards, bro, and sell them shit. Yeah, you get mad bread off that shit. $40 for a MetroCard Niggas, ain't Niggas. That's a stale. I would just give that to niggas. $40. You get to student metro, nigga. And that's a stale Because it's $4 a day. $5 a day to get where you need to go For a month, nigga, what You're going to say. 20 days because of four weeks, you got bread Five times. That's $100 cash, nigga. So I give it to you for $40 and this shit going to work for what it work for, like four months, because then you got a new one in the middle of the year. Yeah, you got a new one in the middle of the year and if you lose?
Speaker 1:if you lose your metric card.
Speaker 2:You can get a new one, yeah, but then they cut that other one off for you like that though. Yeah, you thought you should still go beyond. You tried to fight blue arrow. I thought I got up, I called him, then I put a fast one. No, nah, that shit crazy bro.
Speaker 1:That stuff wild bro. Nah, what else did we want to talk about, though? You talk about that Gunna, that Gunna new track. Oh yeah, gunna new song. That was actually good yeah.
Speaker 2:I like that song. Yeah, yee album. That shit was Yee album was alright. I don't know, that's like new shit. I feel like he don't say nothing. Yeah, I don't know, like the beats be fire though. But he ain't saying nothing, bro. But that's how the new, that's how like the new kids like it. They want a fire, beat a couple of catchy words and they lit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I feel like it's I don't know. I feel like he's a mixture of Young Thug, playbord Cardi and Travis Scott and Future. I feel like those are the artists. He's just a mixture of all of them and then it's just a crazy-ass beat.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he be having crazy beats yeah.
Speaker 1:But, bro, I feel like his stuff is more like you actually have to be in the mood, like you have to be in a party mood. He really crazy shit. Yeah, bro, I just don't know. It's like no chill songs. Yeah, they be rocking. Everything is hype. I forgot who else came out with that music.
Speaker 2:O3, greedo came out with it. I remember Pump Thills. I already said, ian, I didn't listen to it yet.
Speaker 1:Who else? I think that's pretty much it, though, like I said, that Gunna track you got to look up the first week's sales. Remember we said oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, it's um. Who was it again?
Speaker 2:Glorilla, and Rida Wave, rida Wave, rida Wave. Glorious 60K. I said that, I said 55. You said 55 for For 60. For Glorilla, I said like 55, 60.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, yeah, bro, Come on bro, I don't need to be an A&R. That's crazy, they don't work. That's crazy, though. No, but that, bro, because remember how? No, because I was saying we were talking about even like some of these, like female artists. They'd be having like 20k, whatever. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2:But Globe actually had fricking what you said, 60? Yeah, and I said I was actually going to have 55, 60. Yeah, Boy, that's mad good, though that's what I'm saying. That's mad good for her. That's number two. If Rod Wave ain't fucking she number two just because Rod Wave really.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because if it wasn't for her, she would have been number one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, most likely Makes sense.
Speaker 1:And the amount of the stream that she got is OD, because 60, bro for a female artist it's a lot. That's number one.
Speaker 2:And no, that's not a lot for a lot of people, though. That's for anybody right now, because my bitch Sean only sold. I think it was like 30 or 40. Yeah, because, like Big Sean, only sold. I think it was like 30 or 40. Yeah, big Sean is everybody know. Yeah, everybody know Big Sean.
Speaker 1:So, like you already know, bro, like she's actually like doing good bro.
Speaker 2:Yeah, she's outside right now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, she, I fuck with Glo. People fuck on her 130. Huh, 130's old D. Yeah, I mean I'm off to that bad time. That shit's going platinum bro, yeah, for sure, All his, all his albums go platinum.
Speaker 2:But Bro is doing good, though I'm glad she's doing good though the album was calm as fuck, I didn't listen to Gorilla Shit. Huh, I didn't listen to Gorilla shit. I ain't gonna lie. I know the songs that's fire off of there, though, because I didn't play them on the radio. But I didn't listen to that. I bummed Rod Wave shit, though that shit was late. Rod Wave Nightmare.
Speaker 1:That shit was dope. Yeah, bro, we just gotta wait for that freaking Kanye West album Bully.
Speaker 2:Who else? Tyler, the creator. Oh yeah, his album coming out, yeah, coming out this Friday. What's that album called Chromicobia the teaser he had for that shit, though that shit was looking fire, yeah, like niggas marching and shit. He had a weird ass hairdo.
Speaker 1:Yo Tyler the creator. He had niggas marching and shit. He had a weird ass hairdo. Yo Tyler's a creator.
Speaker 2:He be creative bro, he be creative, bro, he be on time, his beats are the song to be fired. I remember he saying he was gay, but it's like he be trolling so much.
Speaker 1:When he said that shit, I just laughed.
Speaker 2:He's just funny bro, he. He said that shit. I just laughed Because like he's just funny bro.
Speaker 1:He always lying. I don't know he be doing gay stuff, but it's like Is it a joke though? Is he joking or is he actually gay? I?
Speaker 2:don't know, bro, the niggas from what Jackass? They do the same shit, bro. They all gay stuff and it grew up watching it. It wasn't that serious. The niggas, they not gay, like they got kids and shit. Yeah, it ain't that serious. And now it's not even serious. If a nigga gay, like, if you gay, bro, do your thing over there, does that make you happy? Yeah, Again, that's why I'm fine with it.
Speaker 2:It ain't bothering me bro that's why n you putting that much effort into it. If you don't care, just don't care about it, then yeah, that's true.
Speaker 1:I mean yeah. I mean, at the end of the day, if a nigga happy doing whatever he's doing, then yeah, let a nigga be.
Speaker 2:It would be dumb if you were like nah, I want the nigga to be sad.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Bro, come on Then. That's how niggas do crazy shit, like try to shoot up a school.
Speaker 1:Yeah, let the nigga do what he want to do. That's facts, yeah, but it's just crazy because, like with tyler, it's like you don't know if he's like gay or not?
Speaker 2:I don't think so. He'd be yours bro and he probably could be. He was saying to me that y'all dead eyes. Really gay and yeah he's still like.
Speaker 1:He's still not gonna believe him, bro, because he just trolls. Yeah, he's chose too much. He can be bro, because he just trolls too much. Yeah, he trolls too much. He can be like yo. I'm really gay. Like I'm coming out of the closet, like I'm gay. He'll be like, stop playing and then he's going to kiss somebody. I'm like yo, why are you doing that? He's still not gay.
Speaker 1:It's mad hard for you to believe it, because he trolls so much that, like he was one of the original trolls back in the day, just trolling bro outside trolling with his friends and he used to be with um, I don't know if they still have the created and asap, asap, rocky, yeah, and uh, he's always a girl sweatshirt.
Speaker 2:Rd beat. Yeah, it was my niggas.
Speaker 1:In our future sid frank ocean yeah, nah, frank Ocean is gay, no he ain't yeah, not even gay but, even that, though you don't even know cause you never really see him out.
Speaker 2:I haven't seen him. I don't even know when. The last time I seen Frank Ocean. I feel like, cause I think his brother died in the car accident.
Speaker 1:So yeah, I haven't heard him. I haven't heard him in a while.
Speaker 2:He don't drop he probably, he probably still writing his music. But oh, yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure, I haven't heard him drop my crazy yeah, I think, but that's just.
Speaker 1:That's just funny though, but but you know, they said um, kanye is gonna be like helping, like if kanye is gonna have his influence on that Tyler the Creator album. That's what they were saying. I don't know if it's like helping producing it or what, but yeah, you better get it right hopefully he doesn't do it. Hopefully it's like the good yay. You know what I'm saying, kanye, he's good at making music, but just some.
Speaker 2:Recently he been listening like them, new albums where he's not finishing his sentences and like yeah, yeah, yeah but he is a genius though.
Speaker 1:yeah, like he's a musical genius. Yeah, isn't like the life of pablo, he's just oh, yeah, right, yeah, that album was lit. Life of pablo was crazy, that shit was on there. Life of Pablo was crazy, that shit was on there, that shit was on there that shit was on there. That shit was on there. That shit was on there. That shit was on there. That album was lit Life of Pablo was crazy. That shit was on there. That shit was on there. Said talk about that. Um that gucci main that would you know.
Speaker 2:He dropped all his artists from off his label. I felt, like all his artists like either passed away or in prison. So it was like oh, yeah, he's.
Speaker 1:You're saying it was a freaking um publicity stunt or whatever.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's some niggas could say he is smart. I guess, yeah, he's like. Oh, I'm just gonna keep pooch ice team fugiana.
Speaker 1:Yeah okay, but that, but those are the only people that you can't keep though who's?
Speaker 2:I see you couldn't let him go. That started a whole trend like when he come back, if is not paying homage to him. I don't know. Yeah, that's great.
Speaker 1:Everybody had another shysty math after him everybody, but I mean that she used. They used to do that in in the UK already, though, but I feel like in America, though America is different.
Speaker 2:Not the Nike Shiesty, bro. Nigga got them black Nike Shiestys. I got one, yeah, I think, just to have the Shiesty, just in case you get crazy one day. You got to Shiesty Put the Shiesty on it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's crazy, Because they even call it Shiesty. Yeah. So they came and said so you already know they have a whole trend and shit and his name is Pooh Shiesty.
Speaker 2:that's him. Yeah, that's it. He better come out and go straight to making Shiestys.
Speaker 1:If he know he'd now try and get own master shit, yeah, his own shiesty with his own logo on it, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:He's going to say big brr.
Speaker 1:Get him out of there, bruh. Oh, you said, didn't you say what's the thing called? You said John Cena went on, oh yeah, kaisenat stream.
Speaker 2:Yeah, john Cena was on Kaisenat stream. That shit was aight.
Speaker 1:That nigga John Cena was on a constant actually that's what was.
Speaker 2:I think John Cena was kind of like a robot to me but yeah, cool, now John Cena is dope.
Speaker 1:I mean I'm not watching John Cena when I was like a kid and shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was crazy. I can't see me. Niggas hate me growing up, though, like in the beginning, we like John Cena when he was rapping and doing all this shit.
Speaker 2:Then when, like he just kept winning and had the title forever, it was just like come on yeah yeah, there was a period when he was like, yeah, he kept winning and he didn't have no moves Like he didn't do no wrestling moves, bro, Like he just did and it was just like come on, bro. So he got annoying after a while. He was like a Power Ranger, so they just hated him, bro. Nah, yeah, but that stream was definitely lit and John Cena, he was definitely lit.
Speaker 1:Nah, yeah.
Speaker 2:I think it was because in wrestling he had had a tan and shit. Now he just looks mad, white and shit. He had a suit on. He looks different than what I remember him as Before he had the tan on the hair, he didn't have no suit on. He had fucking jean shorts and shit.
Speaker 1:Oh, yeah, yeah, because sometimes he used to come out as a rapper and stuff Bro in the beginning he was a rapper, yeah, so it's completely different. Sometimes he used to come out as a rapper and stuff.
Speaker 2:Bro, in the beginning he was a rapper yeah, he used to. Yeah, so it's like completely different. He said work life, basic ergonomics yeah, and it was awesome bro. Wow, nah, that shit crazy. Now he on his suit and tie shit, because I'm happy, he's like a philosopher and stuff now yeah, but he don't got no kids or nothing. So you know, I'm bad at talking.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah. You say you don't want kids. You say he's happy, like how he is right now. You're not wanting somebody to put your legacy, Like that's kind of crazy. Yeah, that's crazy. I mean, like I think what he said is that he likes his life now and you know he can't dedicate that much time towards the kid, so that's why he choose not to, I just.
Speaker 2:I just think about putting the legacy down. Like my son could tell about me and then his kids gonna tell about him and me like yeah no, I feel that, I feel like, so, just like, that's how no history and written records, like just saying oh yeah, john cena, yeah, he the wrestler, yeah, who knows how niggas gonna perceive him in the future?
Speaker 2:Yeah, cause he was OD'd by like stereotyping. Oh yeah, nigga came back like a rapper, yoke, yoke, yoke. It went straight to regular like he was hossin' wearing do-rags and hats and big ass, diamond chains, spinning belts, yeah, and they go ooh ah, I wanted to fuck out of that spinning belt.
Speaker 1:Yeah, call my dumb ass, got you bitch? Nah, that shit crazy though. Yeah, but now, like I said, he's just a completely different person. Or he doesn't rap or do anything anymore. He just goes straight back to the freaking art, to the like, philosophy and all that stuff. Yeah, I mean he was on the. He was giving people, like, good advice and shit. Yeah, yeah, and on that, like on that pod, not podcast but on that stream. So I mean that shit was calm, though I liked it. Did you watch the whole thing? Yeah, I watched. Yeah, I watched the whole thing.
Speaker 2:That shit was fire. Yeah, they was fucking advertising the fuck out of that chicken Big Mac. Oh yeah bro, it's not a Big Mac, but it's not a Big Mac. It's not a Big Mac, but it's not a Big Mac. It's not a Big Mac. And Phantom pull up with the Phantom tags. Yeah, nah, he always walling up that nigga was dapping all of them up doing the handshaking shit, that nigga was super Nah that shit was funny, though Nah he always put out good content.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know how he be Nigga Kai. He definitely got some machine behind him content yeah, I don't know how he's like a car. He definitely got some machine behind, I don't know what. Oh yeah, I mean he has a whole team?
Speaker 2:for sure, because like that's like crazy, he got nikki menage, all types of something.
Speaker 1:Yeah, bro, I mean like he just have to have a whole team behind him, because, like bro, that's one. What I don't think. Drake has been on the stream, though I think he's probably on the stream, but not in person.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, no, no, yeah yeah, but not in person yet, but 21 behind it. Oh, we're gonna drink. You saw that he had like this new hairstyle. Yo, jake bro. Drake is funny bro. I like his music though. I can see that nigga got good song. He got good music. I'm not going to lie, but he be a character he said just for me.
Speaker 2:He's wholesome, bro. I don't know what's going on with the bobos yeah, I don'ty bro. I don't know what's the hair about with the bobos yeah, I don't know bro.
Speaker 1:It looked like he permed his hair and then had like that split, like braid. What do you call that style?
Speaker 2:I don't know, nigga, he wild nigga.
Speaker 1:Bro, that's the style that like my like.
Speaker 2:Little sister would wear yeah, that's what I said Like my little sister, that's when she had the two shits. Look at the bang.
Speaker 1:Yeah, face like lotion.
Speaker 2:Well up bro, he could do what he wanted to do, bro, I fuck with his music. He was painting his nails, doing all types of crazy shit. Oh yeah, I mean, yeah, I just bump the music bro. Yeah, just listen to the music, because he be wildin' that's for real, bro. That's what I learned after that. Tory Lanez shit bro, because I was really thinking nah, he ain't shoot her.
Speaker 1:Why would he shoot her?
Speaker 2:Yeah, and you just get evidence and you hear shit and it's like, yeah, he definitely shot her, but he don't.
Speaker 1:He probably shot at the floor and it ricocheted off her, but could have easily left.
Speaker 2:yeah, I don't know, bro, that whole thing was just crazy like yo, yeah, I'm out, bro, yeah, I don't know, bro, let me dip. And then you'd have been coochie, because then you just went yeah, that ain't my girl, no more, but I it on. And then, oh, tori, yeah, that come up. And he just been talking hot. And now, what are you doing now in jail, crazy. And he didn't want to take the plea they tried to give him a plea. He was only going to have to do it in three years, two years, yeah, he would have been out. Oh, yeah, he would have been out already. Oh, I'm innocent. Like, doing that knowing you're not innocent is crazy.
Speaker 1:Or taking the plea, or not even like he's not innocent, but knowing that there's a high chance that, like like they're gonna catch you.
Speaker 2:basically like, if you do that, then you at least have to know like yo, I'm gonna beat the case he not, but like bro, you could tell he's not innocent, because I remember there was a phone call like he called the girl from jail that was in the car and he was like yo, I'm sorry, I was wilding last night so I know he did it yeah you can tell from that, because they're not saying that if it wasn't me, I'm gonna answer the phone like why the fuck you did that last night, bro.
Speaker 2:Now I'm gonna tell you tweaking, bro. Yo, I'm sorry, bro, I wish y'all could forgive me for what I did. Be my blue like you obviously did it. Yeah, nah, you should definitely have. Took that plea. Niggas, be too sau, too sourced, because we saw us in tweaking yeah bro.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, that's facts, though, because I'll be, freaking some people, bro, and they get all these sauce bro. They just like, they tweet, they're like the alcohol.
Speaker 2:Just changed them, bro like the alcohol that changed them.
Speaker 1:Some people they just be chilling and then some people would actually become mad, angry, mad pushy like the whole. Just dead change them, but they just won't.
Speaker 2:I got from my hood bro, bro, they on time and nobody better look at them, nobody better step on their shoe, nobody better even act weird. Don't even hack that. What time is it? Yeah, I think you try to steal the phone because that's when you get the old time of it, nah you got home what you want, no time for you don't gotta watch. Nah. Nah, hold me back. I think this chicken bro. Nah, that's your niggas ain't trying to hit nothing.
Speaker 1:Nah, that's wild bro, especially after any nigga they tight the henny bro, henny ray and nephew the ray and nephew bro. That rum bro really be getting people sauce that uncle right that rey and nephew, that rey and nephew.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you can never be the rey and nephew bro that's why I just learned like and all the shit I see on the news and out now, it's like I don't know these celebrities, bro, i'ma just fuck with the music and that's it, cause behind closed doors you don't know these celebrities, bro, I'm going to just fuck with the music and that's it, because behind closed doors you don't know how these niggas are bro, yeah, bro, and most likely they're weird. Yeah, yeah, because they rich and they don't got to listen to nobody. Yeah.
Speaker 1:And they just got too much money. So like they probably just did everything already and they just bored of doing normal shit.
Speaker 2:Imagine a record maker. I didn't recommend guitar tone. Yo, you need to calm down and chill, do you have to, man? Yeah, I just knew Y'all had to look at it.
Speaker 1:That's exactly what they're going to be on, bro. Yo bro, I'm a billionaire. The fuck I'm not listening to you. I'm a billionaire, you're going to be taken bro. Yeah, that shit wild though.
Speaker 2:But, the crazy thing, bro, is just the duck face, bro, the duck face, like I don't know Like what's up with the duck face with Drake, though the only thing I think about when they do that is Rick and Morty, because if it wasn't Rick and Morty, he'd always do that, and then he'd be twinking and see his lip hanging out, yeah, so every time I see that shit, I think of Rick and Morty. I'm like nah, nigga watch too much Rick and Morty.
Speaker 1:Yeah, nah, that's funny, though I think everything that's publicity stunt. Nah, you want to play the game?
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, that's what you're going to do. You're going to end this shit off with some questions and shit. Yeah, facts, it wasn't too much news. Oh, wait up, wait up before we leave. Like I said, nigga Clay's ass, that nigga wasn't doing shit. Nigga Bronny James scored 17, but it took him mad shots and he lost by like 50, so that shit don't matter for real. But they got a nigga Connect that nigga dropped like 40, nigga that Ricky nigga dropped 40, nigga he went like 20 straight. That nigga dropped like 40, nigga that Ricky nigga dropped 40, nigga he dropped even like 20 straight. That nigga was tweaking.
Speaker 1:He was trying to get paid.
Speaker 2:My Warrior's still looking good Fucking. It might be a fucking Subway series, oh yeah between the that's in the Yankees.
Speaker 1:Shout out to the Yankees. The owner man 161, nigga the owner, yankees, bro, always Yankees might make it to the World Series. Shout out to the Yankees. You know what I'm saying 1-6-1,.
Speaker 2:Nigga the Yankees, bro, always Yankees. Do y'all work on Willie Randolph? Nigga Facts. What else? Shit crazy. You want anything in football? My bills, yeah, my bills. We got Amari Cooper, so you know how that shit go. The Jets got Devontae Adams Shit crazy. Oh yeah, amari Cooper should definitely help us.
Speaker 1:So we going to shine and we won last week. So you know how we going to get it done. Get to the bag, all right. So who do you think is going to? I mean, it's still young, but who do you think is going to win the Super Bowl, or who do you think, at least, is going to go to the Super Bowl? The Ravens, the Ravens. Can I ask they wildin' bro.
Speaker 2:Ravens is wildin' because they can rush and they got the passing game. They got Lamar rushing and they got Henry rushing. Oh yeah, bro, Derrick Henry is wildin'. They call him King Henry because he be walling. Yeah, they be fucking. They could do the RPO nigga and they not gonna know what to do, bro. That's why they cooking right now again. They lost in the beginning, but now they cooking again. Yeah, Cowboys suck, Saints suck. Command is lost to the Ravens, but they be doing pretty good, Vikings doing pretty good. Chiefs, you know they're going to do good.
Speaker 1:You think Chiefs is going to go to the Super Bowl again?
Speaker 2:They're definitely going to make it to the playoffs. I don't want to say that too crazy, because they always beat my Bills, bro, so I ain't going to give you stuff.
Speaker 1:I was say like if it's Bills Ravens and the Chiefs is like what I'm thinking about right now yeah, bills Ravens, chiefs. In terms of like Bills Ravens.
Speaker 2:Chiefs. That's all AFC. Yeah, so you gotta pick somebody on the NFC. Fucking Philly be wildin'. Who else be wildin'? Oh, now, philly's not wildin' this year, philly suck ass, philly's ass right now. I forgot, oh yeah, and I mean Giants has been.
Speaker 1:Giants is ass. Yeah, yeah, they've been ass for a while, though I'm not gonna hold you.
Speaker 2:NFC is looking like the Commanders. Oh no, bro Shit looking crazy. Nah, that shit funny though, bro Shit looking like the Commanders going all the way. I saw that nigga was. I think he like second for MVP right now to Jaden McDaniel nigga and then Lamar.
Speaker 1:First yeah, I don't know, bro, because I mean I don't watch that much Football and shit, but Shit look interesting. The one thing I really watch Is the Superbowl Cause you be watching Soccer and shit yeah.
Speaker 1:Ton of time, boy, you wanna? You wanna do the, you wanna do questions, or you wanna do that, that shit Between the rappers, we can do both. It shouldn't take too long, yeah, so, like we're going to do a little game where it's well, you're going to pick, you're going to pick like. You're going to pick like three artists with their like craziest like verse or something that you've heard from them. So you're going to pick like or it could be the same artist, but at least like three verse, like three different verses that you've heard from like rap, that's like crazy.
Speaker 2:I know fucking Biggie. He said that oh, she looks so good, make you want to suck a daddy dick. That one was she looks so good, make you want to suck a daddy dick. That one was crazy. That was wild. He might be out the game. And now he with Diddy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he was on with Diddy. He gave Diddy that name too.
Speaker 2:Nigga probably got some baby oil in his eyes. That's why that shit was fucked. Um bro, what else? Lil Wayne dumbass. But he said get it, leave him dead and don't live on him. That shit was bad. But I fuck with Lil Wayne over here. Nah, yeah, lil Wayne, that bar was just like it was like, yeah, that was mad.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know it sucks that he's not performing at a Super Bowl, but, like you know, kendrick just had a strong year, like it's you know, kendrick year was just like crazy. He got into a battle with Drake, he won. He won that battle with Drake and shit it went right back to Starbondation, yeah. But you know people saying like he didn't really win because Drake was going against like 20 niggas Kendrick. Like he didn't really win because drake was going against like 20 niggas. Kendrick was only going against one person and the fact that like kendrick went against drake he kind of like boosts his career up for this time.
Speaker 2:So it's like I don't know but drake still got more monthly listening to them, still more everything, bro. So it's like all right, you think can have his show and that nigga still ain't going to drop music for his fans. So they tight Like fuck.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean, yeah, like I said, I fuck with Kendrick heavy and I also fuck with Drake heavy too, so but I just feel like Drake is like overall, just a better artist, but-.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you make a lot of different type of music for sure, yeah, but I like kendrick od too, so it is what it is. I don't know the third creepy verse of our.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know all right, I ain't have a price for your job now, features, wow, I'm gonna put my thumb in her butt. Yeah bro, I know, I know crazy any future said a crazy thing when he was like oh, your baby mother me better when the rents to you.
Speaker 2:I was like that ball was crazy. Somebody who whoever he was talking about that shit hurt this.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was like, ah, Nah, that shit was crazy. And then Kanye, kanye had that, kanye had that track. I think it was on the Life of Pablo, I think it was with Father Stretch my Hands. He was like, oh, it's like if I fuck this model and she just bleach her asshole and I get bleached on my t-shirt, I'm going to feel like an asshole. That shit was funny, bro, that shit was funny.
Speaker 2:That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:That's why he started going crazy, bro, yeah, and he dropped that stuff and he dropped that. He dropped that stuff, that first album, he dropped it and then, like I think he didn't, it wasn't finished and I think he like remastered it or whatever. Yeah, he did like a version two and the version two was fire, fire. And then I think the third one that was crazy was Young Thug. I thought it was a song. He sing this one on, but it was like if cars pull up, I'll put the crack in my crack. I'll put the crack in my crack.
Speaker 2:I'll put the crack in my crack.
Speaker 1:That shit was crazy, bro. You know what I'm saying, bro. Nah, Young Thug is funny, bro, I'll put the crack in my crack. I think Thug even said bro, I put that brick in my break. I think Thugger even said like his thing is like, he's like I'm on your ass like a thong. Yo, Young Thug bars. Bro, be hidden. I think it scared me. You got another one. You got another one.
Speaker 2:You got one more.
Speaker 1:Nah, nah, I think that was three. That was three Cause I said the one, I said the one with Future and I said the one with Ye and that one with Dog Head. I got I feel like I got some questions. What's the weirdest thing you've ever eaten? I think the worst thing I've ever eaten was like snail. Think it fancy?
Speaker 1:Nah I went to some freaking. I think it was. Nah, it's in some European dishes, bro, they just call it some weird name, I don't remember. But I just ordered something off the menu like appetizer and it was snail but it is. They cooked it fancy. It was a nice restaurant. That's cargo could be, I don't know, bro, but that's the weird, I mean where this?
Speaker 2:should I ever eat in the meat on a cruise? Weirdest shit I ever ate in a meet on a cruise. It's either gotta be the frog leg or the alligator, oh yeah, but the frog leg actually tastes like chicken. The alligator actually tastes like fish and crab like a mixture it's not tender, though it's like soft.
Speaker 2:The fish is flaky, but it also tastes like a little lobster as well, though yeah, it's like soft, that's what I'm saying. It's like fish, the fish that guys flaking and just but it also tastes like a little lobster as well.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's weird. Yeah, it's a weird, it's a weird it's a weird taste.
Speaker 2:If you had to eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be, bro?
Speaker 1:yeah, one food like can it be like a dish, like like like one food, like you know, like if you could be like, oh, like like off like a meal? All right, that's what you mean, right, I think that one food, one food bro.
Speaker 2:Bro, I'll probably eat fucking ground beef.
Speaker 1:Beef, bro. You said like one food though like I can't pick like a whole meal, because if it was a meal I would probably eat like aki and sawfish, because I'm jamaican and that's the national dish. But like, if you say like one shit, like then it's probably gonna be ground beef, bro, that I feel like that has like protein and everything. Like what would I eat all the time?
Speaker 2:probably a fucking honey bun yeah I can't get full off that shit. Wait, it's wonderful, probably like a beef patty, beef patty.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, beef patty's calm. Yeah, that's a good one. I should probably be able to pick pig, you know beef patty, or probably fried chicken or some shit.
Speaker 2:You could have a bad different fried chicken fried chicken bender fried chicken wing yeah type shit.
Speaker 1:You need to say fried chicken. That's mad stereotypical everybody nigga.
Speaker 2:I ain't never meet not one nigga, white or black. That ain't like chicken bro.
Speaker 1:Nah everybody.
Speaker 2:Yeah, everybody's like chicken. I don't know who made up that stereotype.
Speaker 1:And it's the same shit with watermelon, bro. Who the hell doesn't like watermelon? Not just because I'm black, I'm saying that though. Who doesn't like watermelon? It's sugar, water and sugar is like, bro. Bro, everybody loves sugar like mad people, like freaking soda. If you don't drink soda, you like some, like honey or you like rice, anything. It's just carbs. Like sugar is carbs. So like like. Who doesn't like? And like watermelon? It's crazy. Yeah, watermelon is fire nigga, cold watermelon in the summer.
Speaker 2:Fire. Nobody play about that, nigga Fire. What else If you could have any superpower?
Speaker 1:what would it be and why? Like, if I can have a superpower, can I be like a superhero? Just a superpower I probably have, like some sort of intelligence shit, just super smart.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like super smart. I feel like I just have like OD smart Because I can get anything at that point. Because, like bro, like you don't have to be like OD strong, you don't have to like Super strength. Why you know what I mean? Because you can just go to the gym, get strength and when you have like, when you OD smart, you can just create some sort of Like machine or some shit like an exoskeleton that you can put on yourself and you can be OD strong, whatever. If you want to do some shit like that, um, you can just create anything and be smart.
Speaker 1:Bro, you need the money for that, yeah, but yeah, bro, I mean, but you smart, so my people's gonna like invest in you and fund your shit. So like I feel like, if you like you're super smart, like you can achieve anything, I feel like either super fast, or like control niggas minds.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, cause either way, i'ma be like if I'm super fast, nigga, I'll just steal some shit. Niggas like they know yeah, you want to see me steal that shit and do it again? Yeah, you want me to steal that shit and come back. You want to see me do it again? I can do that shit already, bro.
Speaker 1:Yeah, alright, and then if you like, od fast, od fast, you can like bet. You know, like what's that game where they be having like the dice and they be having the cup? Yeah, you know that shit I'll be betting. If I was OD fast, I'd be betting that bro, because you see everything.
Speaker 1:You can see anything, or you could be the person that's doing it when they pick the cup. You can do it mad fast like switch shit, shit, and they don't even know. And boom, you win. So you can make mad money off that.
Speaker 2:And then to read niggas' mind I just make niggas do whatever. Hand over that bread, nigga. Hand over that car, nigga. You want to give this shit?
Speaker 1:to me for free.
Speaker 2:That's true, bro.
Speaker 1:I feel like, if you have, those, those powers, you can automatically Be like rich as fuck. Cause, if you wanna know something you can read someone's mind. You can just go to like Some, Some big ass company and just read a nigga's mind and just know their secret. I can go to Freaking Coca-Cola and just find out the secret recipe For the coke You're stressing out.
Speaker 2:You'd be like yeah, I'm going to release this shit if you don't give me bread. Yeah, oh my.
Speaker 1:God, how did you know? Please don't Go to KFC, find out that secret formula for the KFC fried chicken.
Speaker 2:I'm going to tell everybody nigga. I'm going to tell them it's Lawry's nigga. Nah, that shit crazy.
Speaker 1:It's going to be stressed. Nah, I know that she has like 15, I know he has like 15 different ingredients in that that kfc chicken. That's it.
Speaker 2:It used to be fire, but it's fire I don't know, kfc still got it though I mean they don't got it, but like the original recipe got it all right I'm.
Speaker 1:I think I have three questions for you. All right, just three questions. First question is which country do you think has the dumbest people?
Speaker 2:I know niggas can't say.
Speaker 1:America, bro, because a lot of people would be saying America, bro, but strong military. Some of the biggest companies we got Apple, microsoft, coca-cola, tesla. I'm just saying North Korea, yeah.
Speaker 2:I said that's a good one. I'm Korean, I'm Korean. I'm like how would you want to be in a place you can't travel Like?
Speaker 1:no, yeah, nigga tell me I can't leave, I'm going, even go vacation.
Speaker 2:You can't go on vacation. Nothing. Who's in North?
Speaker 1:Korea is Kim Jong crazy. I did my people who like escape from there too.
Speaker 2:But yeah, and they always say like just, they put on fronts and it's just, I don't even know. I don't know, bro, I did that. You barely can find anything on them. Yeah, that's great, you're not dragging that all right.
Speaker 1:So the next question is like if you had to date someone and you have to choose between bad breath or bad odor, which one would you pick?
Speaker 2:It's bad breath, but you could just give them gum or some shit.
Speaker 1:But what if it creeps through the gum though? Nah, that's impossible, that shit creeps through the gum bro.
Speaker 2:She got the Spongeongebob breath. Green shit, green fumes coming out. Oh no, that's dangerous. Yeah, bro, that's when I'm gonna be like no, I don't know, bitch. Oh no, the gum don't help you, not even an Altoid.
Speaker 1:Nah, I'll probably go with the breath too, bro, Because the odor is crazy, Because, at least because the thing is like with odor is like you always don't smell bad With bread, she can disclose her mouth and then she go, yo get in the shower.
Speaker 2:Then you got to wait for her to get in the shower. Get out, do everything Like yo. Pop the shame on bro. Chew the gum, bro. Yeah, stop talking in my direction, you know. You know the wind blowing off east, right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like chill, right to line up tingling your senses, bro, smell this shit was like oh, you can do lots of it's like close your mouth. Poopy bitch, bitch, freaking Listerine, sponsored by Listerine, gotta be the last question that I have before we go and stuff is that if you got offered to step in, like if you got offered like your dream job right now, even though you don't know how to like actually do the job.
Speaker 1:Like would you take it Even though you know, like you, probably you might fail. Yeah, but like it. Like would you take it even though you know, like you, probably you might fail job there. But I guess your dream job like right now. So might just throw you in there and be like, boom, you got off in a gym job right now Taking it. Oh Wait, do you have a dream job Like you know what?
Speaker 2:Game tester. Nah, I just play video games. Yeah, this game lit. Nah, this game not lit. Either that or A nigga like A professional Smoker or some shit. A professional roller yeah something like that, nigga.
Speaker 1:Reminds me of getting paid Like 2k, I think some niggas get 7. No, no, 200k.
Speaker 2:200k to roll Reminds me of getting 200k to roll Like 200 just to do that and I'm getting free read. But yeah, need that. Or game tester, because I just play video games. That's what I want to do anyway $20K for that, too Crazy.
Speaker 1:But then again, you kind of already know how to do that shit. Anyway, that's no problem, because it's your dream job. You already should know how to do it. Because it's your dream, yeah, you should be working towards it, or some shit. I feel like mine would just be like owning like some sort of like franchise franchise, yeah, I def. I mean I would accept it but I feel like I would fail.
Speaker 2:But I mean I would still accept it, just for the experience, but I would definitely fail because, bro, I would have to manage like mad shit.
Speaker 1:Imagine like I got thrown in and like I'm like I'm like the owner of like fucking KFC, like all the branches, everything Like that would be crazy, bro. I can tell you're making me want to slap your mama.
Speaker 2:Yeah, nah, yeah, bro. That shit Franchise, that shit is just too much work, bro. Because you got fake shit, you got to pay niggas to fake shit. You got to deal with niggas and their complaints. You got to go make sure niggas doing what they got to do, like I feel like if niggas quit, you got to try to hire niggas. Do incentives to hire niggas? Yeah?
Speaker 1:Keep a calm workplace, like it's just mad, yeah, and then, and then you have like the whole, like well, it's going to be more like food, it's a food chain, food chain. So like you have like the food has to be like consistent with like every location and they have to have recipes, all that type of stuff and then they might just like.
Speaker 2:I've seen that subway franchise owners were mad because they do this 690, like the seven dollar foot long, six dollar foot long, and it was like, bro, we ain't getting no bread doing that dumb shit, right, yeah, it's tight. So if you work for like a kfc or something they start doing like a seven dollar bucket or seven dollar box, then then you gotta start doing that and then you lose the money. Yeah, if you used to sell that same box for like $9, $10. So like you gotta follow whatever they do. So I'd rather just own my own business than to know about yeah, cause, yeah, cause.
Speaker 1:That's the thing, with, like the fast food chain too, cause you gotta do it. You have to compete with other places. Mcdonald's has to compete with Burger King, wendy's, all that stuff, chick-fil-a when we at right now is legit, all of them is in one place, bro, you got Chick-fil-A and then Wendy's, right there, you got McDonald's.
Speaker 2:KFC, Taco Bell, all of them. I take that back To. I said some shit Earlier and I said I never tasted chicken. I was fire Chick-fil-A Chicken fire.
Speaker 1:Chick-fil-A, yeah, chick-fil-a I should have said fire.
Speaker 2:I forgot Cause I passed out. When I ate that shit, I ate the chicken nugget and I said Woo With the Polynesian Self, woo with the Polynesian sound Pass right now nigga.
Speaker 1:Nah, that Chick-fil-A shit, that Chick-fil-A Boss.
Speaker 2:Chick-fil-A is fire bro. That shit expensive though.
Speaker 1:And then the burger joint that's like fire is on five guys. Pause Five gyal, five gyal Fire for that.
Speaker 2:No, ditty Gyal hat head. I need fire for that. No, ditty Gal Hatton.
Speaker 1:Niggas from Holland. Gal DeVille. Yeah, bro, niggas from Holland.
Speaker 2:Oh man, you don't even whoop like that. Gal Chester Manchester, no, gal Chester.
Speaker 1:Gal Chester, gal Chester United, you don't even whoop Galchester, galchester United, you don't even move Galchester City. Nah, bro, yeah, but I think I think that's it for this week though yeah, I don't know It'll probably be the same length episode because we just chatting about bullshit.
Speaker 2:but I have more shit to chat about. Hopefully next week some shit happen. During this week, but I have more shit to chat about Hopefully next week some shit happen during this week?
Speaker 1:Yeah, but I think that's it for this week though. Yeah, and then next week. I don't know what's happening. I know UFC is right now, but today's Saturday, so, yeah, what's happening next week For albums?
Speaker 2:or what. Yeah, just Saturday, Saturday, Saturday, yeah, and then what's today? Today is the oh yeah, nah, next next weekend, uh, Max Holloway.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, max Holloway performance weekend, that shit gonna be lit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean he fights next weekend Max Holloway. Who else fight on that card? Oh, tremiah, tremiah versus Whitaker.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Tremiah versus Whitaker. So it's going to be I might have a Henny for that Grand nephew, or I might have the Appleton.
Speaker 2:Though the Appleton, you know what I'm saying I might have the LeBron, the LeBron James Henny, I see something in his face Going to bed with the king in me.
Speaker 1:Hey, yo, fire Girl, what it is, alright, no Diddy, yeah, no Diddy, no Diddy. Yo, I wish Diddy. I wish Diddy the best, though In terms of like I don't even know Justice. I wish him the best in terms of like I don't even justice.
Speaker 2:I wish him the best in terms of just, in terms of justice but then under the gym he's wilding.
Speaker 1:Nah, nah, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't. Wish that he gets better, though, like figure out what the fuck's been happening to him, bro, nigga ain't got no Like nigga named himself Sean Love Combs and was still wildin'.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I seen him kick Cassie in the face like that, bro, Put him under the ground bro.
Speaker 1:Nah, like I think that came out. I think that came out wrong, like fuck.
Speaker 2:No did.
Speaker 1:He was like I wish he changed for the better. Like I wish I wish he changed for the better, though, and then everybody that's like been a victim of all this, I wish I wish them the best. That's what I meant to say about that settlement.
Speaker 2:Yeah, bro, what I meant to say about that settlement, yeah bro, they said like 100, 200 after him.
Speaker 1:Bro, I'm just thinking like bro diddy got like 200 bodies. How you rape all I don't know. Like I don't know, how do you, how do you like assault 200 people, people, bad, bad, bad.
Speaker 2:Go to your room.
Speaker 1:Like at some point I'm just like some people, like are they lying? Like are they wilding? Were they with it? And then all of a sudden, now that everybody's you know calling these cases and stuff, everybody hopping on it, because I'm just like 200 people, why?
Speaker 2:but then right again we're gonna see what happened yeah, you know, I gotta say it's the lies and then, yeah, tarnished him damnation. Why are you lying? Extinct of his life? Yeah, bro, but most of the most likely he's fucking weird. He's a weird guy. They said he was doing with justin bieber usher. Yeah, who knows what he did to biggie smalls? Yeah, why was biggie? I like that.
Speaker 1:Kevin and Diddy. Bad Diddy, bad, diddy, diddy. Yeah, bro, I think that's it for. That's it for this week. I'm going to catch y'all next week, episode 2, that's a wrap, Episode 3 next week.
Speaker 2:Say less Tune. In Saturday she's going to be like I don't know if the next episode I might have a little Halloween mask.
Speaker 1:I'm going to have like a little Freddy Cougar type shit Got to do something Got to get my candy Trick or treat.
Speaker 2:Trick or treat, don't worry about me, get my candy. Where the Snickers at when it's at bitch Twigs Fun sauce. Yeah, bro. See you already now, man. Episode 2 See ya niggas next week, man yeah.
Speaker 1:Good night Peace.